hey every body just wunted to remind u that its gonna be a reely super fun time at our place tonight. i'm baking and my sweethart will be runnin some drinking games. lots of micro brews obv and baby bottles for the bros who want to take it slow with me.
if i don't see you have a great time and be safe.  i love you guys a lot its as if i have no real frend egsept v-dawg and he makes fun of me all of the time.  i'm so sad and lonely please come to my nye party. i don't want to be alone anymore.

love
bahn/bohn/bbb